In the immortal words of Venus de Milo, fuck off!
It seems that Greece’s current notoriety can be found in the unlikeliest places – even in the perception of a sculptor who may now attribute his little fights with his representatives or collectors to their obvious misfortune of being Greek…

The newspaper was buzzing: “Can you believe the Deputy Prime Minister? What is he on? I mean, Angela Merkel must have been eight or something when the Nazis were doing all that.”
“The issue is political”, the in-house archaeology correspondent said, with obvious profundity.
The editor walked in. “Alright, I want all the monuments and works of art that have been desecrated, abused or just employed for political purposes. Two page spread, make it a list, like one, two, three, date, place, photo…”
“Sir?” this guy in the photo editing corner says. “We could do the same. Like, put a famous artist on the front page, holding a swastika or something.”
“Yeah” another guy says excitedly. “Like Pound or someone like that.”
“Um, you know Pound was not German, right?”
“But he was a Nazi.”
“Ok, everybody, back to work. Find me those monuments.”
I left the newspaper thinking that I didn’t feel offended. I actually felt amused, if not a little proud: there is a lot of envy in that raised middle finger.
The flight to New York is a moderately long one. After a gin & tonic, some wine, and the customary cramped slumber, we got talking: She is the presenter of a TV show on visual art. She is also from Greece. She is in New York, same as I, for Skin Fruit, the New Museum show with the Dakis Joannou Collection. Unlike me, however, she has just come back from Madrid.
She was in Madrid for the Tomas Schütte show in Reina Sofia, with a two-person crew, to do a scheduled interview. As she arrived at the hotel, going up on the elevator, she bumped into Schütte. She introduced herself, and told him she was the one that would be interviewing him the next day.
“No, no, no, no interview” he said. “I don’t want my face on Greek television”.
It seems that Greece’s current notoriety can be found in the unlikeliest places – even in the perception of a sculptor who may now attribute his little fights with his representatives or collectors to their obvious misfortune of being Greek. Though the sculptor didn’t elaborate, his dismissal echoes the prevailing sentiment: Greeks are people without a sense of good, honest, individual responsibility, sloppy and disorganized by nature, quite shrewd perhaps but not trustworthy, scrounging, lying little bastards, really. How did that guy put it – “expensive friends” to keep?
Nobody wants to be like that. And since the formulators of that speech have the power to make it dominant (we may remember: racism is not just stereotyping, it is stereotyping from a position of power), we have to choose: Either Greeks are not like that, or we are not that kind of Greek.
Most people choose the second option. They might have been born in Greece, but they were raised like decent Europeans. They are the ones being flattered into submission.
Though clearly I belong with the flattered, I am acquiring a sense of sympathy for the first option. Though not because I believe it is particularly just, moral or urgent to be asked to provide assurances for my trustworthiness. A trace of intelligence should suffice to know that the kind of stereotyping Greeks are subjected to in the international Press is really silly: unless of course one has never met unreliable Swiss, introvert Americans, or Egyptians who deserve to hold a driver’s license.
No, I am sympathetic to the first option because I think this barely two centuries old, modern state has done well enough. It has its problems, yes, and like everyone who has problems – states included – sometimes it lies about them. But, there are people in Greece who make a great deal of effort, and life in every respect, including cultural production, is unquestionably better than it was years ago.
I therefore have no time for any kind of imbecile who believes there is any merit in a formulation like “the country that produced Socrates has no important cultural figures today”. What we are missing is not another Callas. What we really need, we are making: new museums, new exhibitions, new independent, self-run project spaces, new places of debate, new performative arts festivals. Through these initiatives, we are questioning the very constitution of our identity, the very claims that leave us open to the stereotyping we are experiencing. This is what is needed – not a foreign film Oscar, a gold Olympic medal, or a Nobel Prize.
So, if you are a Greek and someone starts going on to you about where’s your contemporary Euripides and why he hasn’t rocked the globe yet with his lines, there is but one answer that truly does justice to the question:
In the immortal words of Venus de Milo, fuck off!
